Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.
“I have not stopped crying for 78 hours straight,” said activist Starlight MacIntosh. “The WNBA has actually murdered the precious identity of Enes Kanter. Why is everyone so afraid of this breathtaking trans woman?” READ MORE
“Our fury is slightly less epic at this point,” explained Secretary of War Pete Hegseth. READ MORE
“For years, the accepted model has been that every movie in the possible known universe contains Zendaya somewhere,” said Dr. Lawrence Kepler, who led the research. READ MORE
At publishing time, Trump’s approval rating had skyrocketed to 99% after the cost of a burrito dropped to $5. READ MORE
